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Written Diary Tim Metz <tim@outofafrika.org>
Simba & Friends - Masai Mara (Kenya)
Throughout all these diaries of the past 6 months, one thing is obviously missing. It's Kenya's most famous pull, attracting around a million tourists every year. I'm talking about wildlife.

On a stroll through downtown Nairobi you can't miss them; cars full of tourists going on safari. They move around either in white vans (deluxe matatu's) with expandable roof or big jeeps for the ones with more cash to spend. Often these people seem to think they're already in a zoo when driving around the capital, their heads peaking out of the roof to film everything for the folks back home. From within the safety of the van, the adventure starts from Nairobi and can last from 3 up to 21 days! The latter option takes you all over the country, from Masai Mara to Turkana and Mombassa.

As I'm not a very rich man at the moment, I didn't have a choice but to go for the 3 day trip to Masai Mara in a pimped matatu. We left Nairobi around 10:00 on thursday and by 16:00 we were doing our first "game drive". This basically meant chasing some lions or elephants across the beautiful plains of the Mara, together with around 15 other white vans. To make things even more adventurous, the drivers were in touch with each other through radio's. When a member of the "Big Five" is spotted somewhere, you can be assured the other cars will arrive on the scene within minutes. I felt even more sorry for us humans when I found out it was only low season now, within weeks the visitor numbers will steeply increase. I can already the problem of traffic jams arising on the Masai Mara in the near future...

Although the whole "adventure" made me feel ashamed to be there more often than not, it was still a very beautiful experience. Seeing a family of twenty lions crossing these vast fields against a rising sun is a breathtaking sight, even when there's a couple of white vans behind them. The same goes for the grace of a giraffe or the grandness of an elephant. I could watch them for hours, if only the crackling noise of that radio in the background would die off a bit.
Dreaming up my own ideal safari experience, I would want to cross the Mara on foot, together with some Masai and their cattle. No cars, other tourists and pre-packed lunches, just us and the savanna surrounding us. Slightly dangerous, but therefore a real adventure in which you truly get to experience nature and its inhabitants.

Back to the real world. All in all I can recommend a trip like this to anyone. Seeing these magnificent animals in such a marvelous environment is definitely worth it, even though you'll have to swallow all the tourist-crap. However, don't forget to search for the symbolism behind all this as well; there is some sad irony to be found here.
We have come to a point now where we have to travel halfway across the planet to look at scenes of how the world once was. The van and its occupants represent everything we stand for, the lion lying in front of it obviously personifies the power and beauty of nature. The security of the car is a man-made invention dating from the last decade, the king of the animals has always been The King and remains untouched as ever. We jump around like idiots and franticly grab for our camera's upon seeing this beast, the lion just sits there and doesn't seem to care about the madness going on around him. Us tourists smash each other's head in to get a good picture, the lion just looks around and scratches his head. He keeps wondering when God will realize it was a mistake to give these monkeys cars!

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Diary entries

21.06.2006  Press Play - Amsterdam (The Netherlands)
07.06.2006  Twilight - London Heathrow (UK)
04.06.2006  Simba & Friends - Masai Mara (Kenya)
30.05.2006  Your Excellency Strikes Back! - Nairobi (Kenya)
28.05.2006  The Adventures of Idiot - Nairobi (Kenya)
26.05.2006  Connecting People - Nairobi (Kenya)
23.05.2006  The Clock is Ticking - Ruiru (Kenya)
15.05.2006  My Sore Thumb - Nyeri (Kenya)
10.05.2006  How do you wish to proceed from here? - Ruiru (Kenya)
07.05.2006  There Goes the Distance - Mandera (Kenya)
04.05.2006  Your Excellency - Ruiru (Kenya)
02.05.2006  Mission Impossible? - Ruiri (Kenya)
27.04.2006  How do you like Kenya? - Ruiru (Kenya)
23.04.2006  Got Style? - Ruiru (Kenya)
17.04.2006  Powered by Lariam - Nairobi (Kenya)
13.04.2006  I'll Be Missing You - Mundika (Kenya)
11.04.2006  The House of God - Mundika (Kenya)
06.04.2006  A Blessing (in Disguise) - Ruiru (Kenya)
01.04.2006  Practice What You Preach - Nairobi (Kenya)
29.03.2006  Have you seen my Mojo? - Nairobi (Kenya)
25.03.2006  Home Sweet Home? - Nairobi (Kenya)
21.03.2006  The Royal Family of Europe - Ruiru (Kenya)
17.03.2006  The Big Promise - Ruiru (Kenya)
15.03.2006  Guns for Hire - Nairobi (Kenya)
12.03.2006  A Small Step - Ruiru (Kenya)
08.03.2006  Check the facts, stupid! - Meru (Kenya)
07.03.2006  The Importance of Miraa - part 2 - Meru (Kenya)
02.03.2006  Freedom of Speech! - Nairobi (Kenya)
28.02.2006  The Importance of Miraa - part 1 - Nkamathi Village (Kenya)
24.02.2006  Stupid Farmers - Ruiru (Kenya)
21.02.2006  It's in Our Nature - Ruiru (Kenya)
18.02.2006  The Mother of Inspiration - Ruiru (Kenya)
15.02.2006  Relativizations - Ruiru (Kenya)
12.02.2006  Priceless! - Thika to Ruiru (Kenya)
09.02.2006  The Little Things - part 2 - Ruiru (Kenya)
06.02.2006  The Power of (in)Equality - Lodwar (Kenya)
04.02.2006  Of Life and Death - Nairobi (Kenya)
02.02.2006  The Scar of War - Moroto (Uganda)
30.01.2006  Living in an Oasis - Lodwar (Kenya)
27.01.2006  On the Road Again - Lodwar (Kenya)
19.01.2006  I was lost, but I've been saved! - Nairobi (Kenya)
17.01.2006  The Grand Jury - Nairobi (Kenya)
15.01.2006  F*** me, I'm Famous! - Ruiru (Kenya)
10.01.2006  The Ambassador of The Netherlands - Ruiru (Kenya)
07.01.2006  Famine for Real - Rift Valley, North Eastern and Coast Province (Kenya)
06.01.2006  Pimp my ride - Nairobi (Kenya)
05.01.2006  The Lords of Slum - Mathare slum - Nairobi (Kenya)
03.01.2006  Zeus vs Weather Forecast - Ruiru (Kenya)
01.01.2006  I wish you a bloody new year... - Kambui (Kenya)
31.12.2005  (P)reflections - Ruiru (Kenya)
29.12.2005  Mosquitos - Ruiru (Kenya)
27.12.2005  Piece of the pie - Mbari-ya-igi (Kenya)
24.12.2005  Losing my religion - Nairobi (Kenya)
22.12.2005  How are you? - around Ruiru (Kenya)
21.12.2005  The little things - Nairobi (Kenya)
19.12.2005  Tim the Teacher - Ruiru (Kenya)
15.12.2005  True road movie? - Ruiru (Kenya)
14.12.2005  Other world - Ruiru (Kenya)
13.12.2005  (Leftover) food for thought - Ruiru (Kenya)
11.12.2005  Take it easy - Ruiru (Kenya)
10.12.2005  Bad luck? - London Heathrow (UK)
21.11.2005  Is ignorance bliss? - Amsterdam (The Netherlands)
16.11.2005  It all began in Asia - Zaltbommel (The Netherlands)
13.11.2005  The farmer and the Pensioner - St Saud (France)